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"The Natural" Ron Artest
Written by Jeff Fox   
Tuesday, 09 March 2010 17:26

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The jig is up, Ron Artest.  I'm on to you.  And shaving your head might fool other people, but it doesn't fool me.  I know who you are, Mr. Artest.  That's right - I know that you are really "The Natural" Butch Reed.

the natural butch reed

It all makes perfect sense now.  The dyed blonde hair.  The muscles.  The proclivity for violence.  The embracing of your role as the villain.  The Malice in the Palace.  Even the rapping - obviously your wrestling manager, Slick, taught you how to do that.  It all makes perfect sense.  You aren't really Ron Artest.  You're 1980s wrestling villain Butch Reed.  Was it not enough that you tried to destroy the careers of Ricky Steamboat and Tito Santana?  Being a WCW World Tag Team So Champion wasn't enough for you - now you need an NBA title also?

So, beware NBA - Ron Artest isn't who he seems.  Beware or he might try to gorilla press slam you.  Keep your eye on this dangerous man.  And, in the meantime, I'm going to try to figure out who Slick is hiding as (and hopefully One Man Gang isn't with him).

 

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written by Jeff- Project Spurs, March 09, 2010
Naw this pretty much verifies my belief Artest is an ancient Decepticon based on those ancient Transformer symbols etched in his head.

Don't believe me? Look at this. http://thefilmnest.com/wp-cont...w-pic2.jpg

See told you.
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written by The Hoops Manifesto, March 09, 2010
Hey, anything is possible with Artest.
????
written by trif, March 10, 2010
I'm just waiting for Ron Simmons to join to re-assemble "Doom"
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written by The Hoops Manifesto, March 10, 2010
"The Natural" took the dye out of his hair at that point, right?

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